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~ an online diary ~ updated whenever I feel like it ~
▶ TODAY — "I AM 32" NEW!
Woke up. Was 32. Did not consent to this.
My brother got me a website for my birthday. Not a gift card. Not a shirt.
A website. With my name on it. I don't know whether to be touched or
concerned, so I've settled on both.
He also appears to have written my blog for me, which is either very
thoughtful or a hostage situation.
▶ LAST WEEK — "restringing"
Told myself I'd restring the acoustic today. Did not. Instead I watched
forty minutes of a man on the internet restring an acoustic. Feel like I've
made progress.
▶ SOME TIME AGO — "on the subject of Hank"
Hank did something incredible today. I won't say what. You had to be there.
See the PHOTOS OF HANK page. It's the best page on
this website and it's not close.
▶ EARLIER — "gear acquisition syndrome (GAS): a defence"
People act like buying instruments is a problem. Counterpoint: I have never
once regretted buying a guitar. I have regretted selling one. Therefore,
logically, the only mistake available to me is not buying enough guitars.
I have run this argument past several people. Nobody has beaten it yet. A
few have left the room, which I'm counting as a win.
▶ A WHILE BACK — "first post"
Hello internet. This is my blog. I'll be posting regularly.
[ this was the last regular post ]
🖼 PHOTO ARCHIVE
Scanned from the family shoebox. Some of these are evidence.
c. the webcam years
peak backyard energy
the boys, 9:27pm, a Wednesday
📋 ABOUT THE AUTHOR
the author, thinking
JYE KAESTNER
Age: 32 (as of today)
Location: not telling
Likes: guitars, Hank, being right
Dislikes: being asked how many guitars he has
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